MY DIY PROJECT
NOT FOR THE FAINT-HEARTED.................
BUT ME NOSE FELL OFF..........
STAGE 1
UNLIKE A HIGHLY SKILLED SURGEON, I brutally cut, glued and clamped, the sandwiched pieces together, to prepare for me, a new nose, made from cork floor tiling, that I had the good fortune to find, in a colourful plastic bag ( maybe I could use the bag to make spare Footy sails ) that caught my eye, a while back, lying totally forgotten, forlorn and abandoned, nonchalantly hiding in a hedge, waiting for me, to hopefully reconstruct, fashion and make, a jolly good nose out of
STAGE 2
Belt-sanding my delicate nose, to give it shape
STAGE 3
Slicing my nose on the work-bench, for perfect sizing
Look.........no nose
Head-butting without a nose can be very damaging
Looks like a perfect fit
Then glue with 2pac epoxy glue
FINISHED STAGE
Nose fitted, ready to go
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